Rules of the road? What rules?
These people live on the edge when it comes to transporting themselves and their belongings. Several metric tons of fruit? No problem! Just load it onto a sedan. Furniture? Just throw it in. Other cars? Livestock? Fellow humans? The more the merrier!
1.) “But now we never have to buy fruit again! Which is good, because the car is no longer functional.”
3.) When threatened, the painted lumber bus will rear up on its hind wheels to intimidate its enemy.
8.) “Well, of course we put the cow in a travel box. Do you think we really want to take an unnecessary risk?”
16.) While delivering propane (and propane accessories), Bernie did his best to keep on top of his circus training.
21.) “Well, how do you go to the beach?”
22.) Snickers the Donkey, charged up after reading Karl Marx, decided to go on strike in the middle of the move. The humans just seemed to find it funny.
23.) “Oh my God, Ryan. We’re going to be at the restaurant in like five minutes. I’m not buying you a snack.”
27.) “Now, we just need one more big truck for the bottom and a golf cart for the top and my Nesting Vehicles will be complete.”
28.) The Green family took one-stop shopping very seriously. They would not emerge from their home after this trip for six to eight months.
30.) “It’s performance art. It’s about futility. It’s… okay, it was actually just a really, really bad idea.”
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You have to give these guys credit for all of the efforts they made… but not very much.