Food is pretty great when you think about it. (Although, you probably shouldn’t think about it non-stop like I do.) Luckily, the Internet has been thinking of food since its inception and has you covered. Here are some hilarious and surprisingly philosophical thoughts about food from around the Internet.
How did I never think of any of these?
1.) If you were illiterate, alphabet soup would just be noodles.
2.) Technically, it’s impossible to skip breakfast since the first time you eat during a day is when you ‘break your fast.’
5.) When you cut up your food before you eat it, it’s like your mouth is outsourcing the work of chewing to your hands.
11.) When you toast bread, you get toast. But when you toast french bread, you don’t get french toast.
14.) A lot of people probably died before we figured out which foods we can and cannot eat.
16.) Menus should include prep times so you can order based on how much time you have to eat.
Pretty incredible, right? Most of my thoughts about food pretty much just come down to “can I have more of it?” so this was a welcome change. Maybe in addition to praying at the dinner table we should read some of these quotes from these brave food philosophers.